“So it’s the holidays. Are we all in the festive holiday spirit? Fabulous. Where’s your red and green? I dressed up as a Christmas tree ornament tonight. Santa Claus, presents…but you know, let’s not forget the true meaning of Christmas. It’s very important. Away in a manger, on a night much like this, there was a child born. And I said…”

I think the necklace really completes it.

Oh and there’s some talk about bagels and sleeping on moms. Er, moms’ couches.